This guy is definitely going to be asked to leave the Mustang owners’ club, he didn’t hit a single pedestrian. 

Scrolling past, I really thought you saw something else get shredded. 

This. I really expected to like the 500 until I sat in one. 

80 miles one way, every day. I’ve put over 70,000km (44000miles) on my e46 since starting my job about a year ago. 

...is it the poop?

I mean, fair enough.

To be fair the engine in my e46 blew all the oil out of the dipstick tube when the PCV clogged up so i guess you don’t have to worry about that?

Is the price somewhere between $100 and $150,000?

Yeah, I’m not generally someone who jumps on the ‘everything is racist’ bandwagon, but that’s definitely still racist. 

Uhhhhh

$100 to $150,000

Don't joke

Great, now I want a Festiva again. 

This reminded me of a bugbear of mine which has faded as they’ve become more common but still exists under the surface: those shark fin looking things. When they first started coming out (I remember BMW seemed to be the pioneer), I could not stand them and would rail against them at every opportunity.

Martin Lawrence looks like 2003 Martin Lawrence suffering from a severe allergic reaction. 

CP.

No. 

Just think, you could join their ranks and own this horrorshow:

Don’t be silly, by the time Project Binky is on the road, the sun will have gone supernova and evaporated all the remaining water on earth.