To be fair, he did say they could handle 1000 hp as reliably as a stock 2JZ could.

The homeowner offered to give me... a DeLorean rear quarter panel in the basement 

I saw a rabbit correctly use a crosswalk once and I wasn’t even sleepy. 

Had to re-read to make sure it wasn’t a Hunter S Thompson quote or something. 

I worked for a rent-a-car place cleaning cars for awhile. Me and two other guys were shuttling cars back and forth to get serviced and the three of us were riding back in a mirage.

Try a Mitsubishi Mirage, it will make this feel like a Bentley.

TLDR - scroll scroll scroll, CP.

Quebec is an inhospitable frozen hell zone in winter. 

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Alternatively, you’re a just a dick. 

Trump Jr: *breathes*

I prefer anti-murder.

Hey guys, I found the anti-Semite!

Amazing how a four year old car can already look like its 50 yrs old. 

So wait, if you don’t option the touch screen you just don’t get a radio?

If they could somehow bring back the flakes of truck box that have melted off of mine, I’d be all for it.

As another commenter above said regarding the shadowed pic, that front end looks like it’s borrowing a lot from Mazda.

Huh, well look at that. 

Yes.