Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

So fucking relevant.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Never underestimate people’s willingness to vote against their own best interests.

Their response is limited to “Wow, so that guy won.” Not “Why did they elect this person? He’s not the right person for the job.”

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

It clearly matters a lot.

No matter what you believe, this is nonsense.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

What do the Indians have to do with this?

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So it reads like everything Hamilton writes?

God dammit, I was a victim of clickbait.