This was kinda funny I thought. Not everything is a Thing. 

Topher Steele rips Blatter, exposes golden showers.

And remember kiddies, in Uncle Hamilton’s universe, you don’t have to work, should receive higher wages for unskilled labor and as always....UNIONIZE!!!!

I’ve rid myself of all social media except Instagram. Am I doing the right thing or do I need to just accept its part of my life now?

You get your very own “Fast Times” Phoebe Cates moment...what girl (or guy) is emerging from the pool?

Who is going to win the AFC South?

Rocky I-IV were all good to great.

Independence Day 2 is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. The whole theater became friends openly discussing what an atrocity it was DURING the movie.

What gift do you think most says “I had no idea what to get you.”

LeBron is 31. Back up off the dude about the hairline. I don’t know how old Draper is, but speaking as a fellow 31 year old who is seeing his previously full head of hair slowly dimish, pipe down bitch.

Im gonna have two drinks on the WAY to my office Christmas party tonight.

Anyone who is in a good mood in Tysons Corner is a psychopath so I consider Dick’s demeanor to be well within the lines on this one.

Agreed, but shouldn’t they let to play pan out? You can challenge whether or not he stepped out of they let play continue. The argument is that by blowing it dead, they don’t even get to look at it.

::reading article::

Been a tough few days for DIII sports...

You’ll never be able to convince me the kid in that picture up top is not Macaulay Culkin.

I’ve never been a particularly big basketball fan, but with young guys like this and all the bullshit in the NFL (what’s a catch?, flag for dancing, no flag for decapitating Cam, etc), this NBA is slowwwly creeping up my watchability scale and the NFL is on its way down.

Zimmer in the visitor’s dugout is just pumped its finally naptime.

Internet Blogger Would Like To Tell You How To React To CEO’s Letter To Employees.

It is Monday and the sun rose this morning, so I guess another “big meanie rich man should give everything to poor people” article from Hamilton was to be expected.