Damn. That was... real good.

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What could have been...

Hang this on your kitchen fridge.

I liked the article I randomly read on a plane about you. In a kayak. I Cuba or something. K have a good weekend.

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Dudes with man buns always get laid (out).

The only thing I see here is that you put Griezmann in the Top 5 players in the world. Which makes this an Onion article all by itself.

I assumed AIPS was just a really sick monkey.

Can we talk about this nerd dick bank teller lookin dude in an Orioles jersey with a Sons of Anarchy forearm tat and some fire sitting next to him? The rest of this is all window dressing for the REAL story.

Guess Russ passed on the "Perspective" book in lieu of approving this atrocity.

Really asking...what’s the primary differences between the treatment of Bell and Josh Gordon. If anything, Bell seems more flippant.

BCC: Sabathia

What’s the need to shit on Mullen here? What’s he supposed to do? Say ‘fuck that guy’ and take the high road to 6-6? There is undoubtedly some bias in his statement as this kid is obviously very good and will help his team, but even this website has acknowledged the far reaching elements of being a coach and the toll…

As a business manager, my advice is that a credit card is an excellent tool when used responsibly, with the ultimate goal of not using it eventually. And never get one “for the points/miles/whatever. You’re not going to get rich on points, but you can (and will) get yourself in a very bad spot financially if you…

Music City Miracle. Still my favorite sports moment.

While Lebron is waiting until next season for a max deal, his buttcrack has opted for this off season to obtain a max wedgie.

The Pope as an entity is mega famous, but not the actual Pope. If I showed someone a pic of the Pope in is Pope swag and said who is this?, they’d be like uh yeah that’s Pope. But if you put the Pope in Dockers and a polo shirt, I bet most people would think it was your granpa. Most famous PEOPLE on Earth presently...…

Globally, all three of those guys are more famous that Jordan. That’s not me being a soccer fanboy (I am.) It’s just true. There’s a golden statue of Beckham in Thailand for Christ’s sake. Jordan isn’t even the most famous American athlete. Tiger still has that title.

I'm impressed by Andre's calm demeanor. If I had to get up at 5am after playing in the NBA Finals to deliver newspapers in 1927, I'd be pretty salty.