Look, Deadspin...we need to talk.

Plaid flannel is my “little black dress”.

This is the most upsetting thing I've ever read on this website.

I quit Facebook entirely at the beginning of the year (minus one...ok two times when I re-added to see about Tinder/Hinge/Bumble fuss).

Trick question. Tennessee Titans.

Thinking about a metal fork making direct contact with my teeth creates an actual metallic taste in my mouth and now I'm shivering.

The Never Been Kissed line was fiiiiiii-rrrrreee.

God damn it, Patty.

I have an ex girlfriend (of about 4 months, 2 years ago) and we have on occasion gone home together maybe 4 times in 2 years since. She apparently cried at a bar on her birthday because I didn't come hang (even though I never said I would). Next day I wished her happy birthday via text. She yelled at me. I took a…

I don’t have anything to say about the article, but this new font size is a fucking nightmare.

Your finest work, Haisley.

I hope this article is a troll. Otherwise this is Bayless/A. Smith territory.

Ive been hungover twice in one day before. Stay in your lane.