A better way to put it: existing language making oral and anal sex illegal might stay on the books, because nobody wants to fight about it, because it would get messy.

wouldn’t that just be something like this? normally found off brand in the cookie aisle

Nothing says “I’m fine with this result” like “the voters don’t give me enough credit for how great I am but I’m gonna keep being great anyway.”

Who the hell wants to come in first in Iowa? Losers, that’s who. I’ll tell you the state to win and that’s New Hampshire!

Might want to update to show how he’s now butthurt the voters don’t give him enough credit for a thing that’s not true because of stupid voters.

This is just like the Kathryn Knott incident a year ago where 12-14 people beat up a gay couple in Philly. I swear to god I don't know what's happening. I know there's always been this racial animus but things seem worse than ever. You have assholes like Trump saying black people, Latinos, Muslims, (basically anyone…

Also unnecessary but necessary to point out that these plumbers belong to a Union, the exact thing that Snyder has been trying to undermine.

Unnecessary yet necessary comment of the day:

“Is that a gun in your pocket....probably not”

I did try to read the first book. It was so bad I gave up, and now I think everything associated with it is absurd. So many of my friends loved the series, and I think it's about as sexy as an ice cold shower in public.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

“If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the will continued”

Any excuse to post a Bowie gif I will take.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

The only person who can call me sweetie

If my words were misplaced.

“The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants,” the 62-year-old Republican said during a radio interview. “And I don’t know if anybody mansexplained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus...”

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

I just want to remind everyone that even if you have not experienced violence or harassment due to rejecting unwanted advances you absolutely know someone who has, this is as horrifying as it is common.