Molten katana? More like aged squinting-to-blind samurai. That two-piece rear wing is kind of neat, however. Oh and a ‘miniature supercomputer’ – isn’t that old-people slang for any modern flagship smartphone? Come on, this is 2018, not the 1980s. Who are they trying to pitch these concepts to.

I don’t really feel comfortable in this world anymore.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Gone In Sixty Two Seconds.

I never shower at the gym. I live 10 minutes away and am usually going right back home after my class.

What if you run off the end of the track out of control ... will you end up under the sofa?

Fixed

Hey, it’s like capitalism.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Full of juice...

A girl I know ran out of my building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

I’ve had a few instances (always late at night/early morning) where the roads have been empty and I’ve had a Statie just happen to merge onto the highway while I was going by, then pull in front of me and slow down to about 5 over, stay there for a minute or so, then leave. Like a friendly “hey, here’s the speed I…

I don’t have to slow down because I have AWD.

“AWD is better than snow tires.”
“Snow tires are a waste of money.”
“You’re better off because you have AWD.”
“I want AWD to keep my family safe in the winter.”

Sorry we do not agree in outlook. Thank you for what little time you devoted to my piece anyway.