i’m trying to buy a house right now.

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I want to stop writing about dumb tweets. Please make the dumb tweets stop. Please.

Are we going to have 4 years of these stupid tweets or is some staffer going to muster up the balls to tell him to stop?

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

I talked shit about the company saying it was a teenager in a basement that decided to promote a ruse between masturbating sessions. But in reality I’m impressed. It now seems like the company held its cards close to the chest unlike most EV related companies these days. Everyone likes to have massive press…

To quote the great John Oliver, congratulations on your white penis!

Ace Ventura is on the case.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Are we there yet?

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Do you often feel like deer are following you just waiting for their opportunity to come at you?

Deer never get payback. He was looking to buck the trend.

That’s “Oh doe! The puns, they’re buck!”

It looks like he fought...

Market.