Um, I think you and the guy who won the Civil War have also won this comment thread! Yow!

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Heaven help us if the CIA analyst is female, a person of color, gay, and/or a Jew. I mean, just for example, what do you do with Jewish spies? AMIRITE?

*cracks knuckles lustily*

Goddamn, Germans sure know how to get a message across in a very morbid manner...

Rafi, thank you for your self-flagellation in providing this summary so I don’t have to wish death on myself. God’s work, sir.

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. What the actual fuck.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

Awful broad brush you’re painting with.