Once a day, bro.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Did I ever say I was? Margary launched an attack against Pats fans and I told the story of one Pats fans and why I am still a fan of this team. Margary is a salty fuck looking for clicks so forgive me for not giving his the decorum you think he deserves.

Wow please just die now.

This is a really horrible take.

One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

Where’s the section that explains Knifey Spoony?

“Respect for sovereignty will ensure a balance of power and non-rivalrous behavior across Europe.”

you know at this point, maybe we’re better off just handing things over to the Pentaverate

he was a thief

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

+1 Ned Ryerson.

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

Well, actually I think that you should just-

In b4 their wypipo sense starts tingling.

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

First, he breaks Batman’s back, then Batman breaks his back, then Bane breaks Robin’s back, then Robin breaks...look, this cycle of back on back crime must end.