One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

“Respect for sovereignty will ensure a balance of power and non-rivalrous behavior across Europe.”

you know at this point, maybe we’re better off just handing things over to the Pentaverate

he was a thief

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

+1 Ned Ryerson.

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

Well, actually I think that you should just-

In b4 their wypipo sense starts tingling.

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

I couldn’t tell at first if this comment was sincere or sarcastic or double sarcastic or maybe even triple sarcastic.

No one gives a shit what you want to read or where you’re going.

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

When I read the title, I was thinking of the Tautog and K108, or the countless other instances of collisions.

Well, you dumb fuck, as a former Chargers fan who is divorcing the NFL currently, I understand why it’s important that the Packers shareholders own their own team. Instead of Alex Spanos’ dissolute progeny. It’s not a trivial consideration at all, it’s just that you don’t get it.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

I choose to stand with the ridiculed, the insulted, the belittled.