No, you understand the situation perfectly.

The country elected a misogynist double-chinned boil as president of the United States.

I keep imagining the uproar, the horror, the seething outrage we would be dealing with if the Obamas or Clintons did something like this. Congress would be holding emergency hearings right now.

Honestly, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected this guy.

“They are going to turn a blind eye” You say that like they ever actually cared in the first place. Kind of like their hatred of government spending. They are cool with government spending as long as it doesn’t benefit brown people.

He sure has bamboozled a whole section of this country.

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

This gives me such rage because all I can see when I read this is all the assholes on my FB feed who posted hate stories about Obama’s ‘lavish’ and ‘outrageous’ vacations and state trips for the last eight years. I bet I don’t hear a fucking peep out of them about this. They will probably hear from me now, though. The…

Please don’t talk like that. That’s how he talks.

Meanwhile in Canada, our Prime Minister had a big kerfuffle when he first took office because he wanted to hire a *gasp* second nanny to help him and his wife with their very small children, because there were a lot of official events that they were both expected to attend together (and their kids are very little).…

Anyone willing to start a four year tally to see just how much money Trump siphons from U.S. taxpayers to his businesses during his time in the Oval Office? I’d volunteer, but I have a feeling this would probably be a full time job.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

Has he though? Because like everything else he promised; that is most likely also a lie. The Grifter-in-Chief will squeeze this country dry.

And so it begins. The only reason that Trump wanted to be president in the first place is to enrich himself further. The shakedown has begun. He will leave office 1000x richer and the country will be in shambles.

Won’t take a sallary, but will take millions in rent.

So this is why when I hear my friends in my craphole of a home town, where the major industry has transitioned from manufacturing to quick marts, speak enthusiastically of Trump’s love for the common man and the end of big government, I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.

Well, it’s okay because of Obama’s golf trips, or some such nonsense.

But he’s such a saint for not accepting that 400k salary. A real American Robin Hood.

Tom Hanks is our dad and Tim Kaine is our stepdad (but the good kind of stepdad that buys you gifts to win your love). Joe Biden is our crazy uncle who takes us on inappropriate road trips.

Thanks, but I screwed it up. I should have said, “And how is his son Chet?” but I’m too drucking funk.