Um, we weren’t born yesterday. Chances that taking a pic with your two friends, also wearing “K” sweaters, was an accident? 0.000001%.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

And the old “my phone was taken!”excuse.

As they unironically stand in front of a stop sign. Jesus, if this country makes me face palm any harder it will initiate nuclear fusion.

FULL METAL KINJA

In front of a lit up “STOP” sign no less. Not that these fools should need a sign from the universe to reconsider their actions.

It’s amazing how far we keep expanding the boundaries of what counts as “not racist.” It used to be, “If you’re not lynching people, displaying swastikas displaying KKK imagery, it’s not fair to call it racist!” Now it’s “It’s not fair to call displaying swastikas or KKK imagery racist! Those things happen…

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

“The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.””

Alcoholism is no excuse. Whether or not you like Kathy Griffin, she’s a successful comedian and it was arrogant to think he could out-insult her and mean to try.

I’m glad I’m not the only one really enjoying that visual. It reminds me of something his character on 30 rock would do.

I won’t rest easy until I hear James Comey publically state that even though the FBI isn’t pressing charges he’s convinced Pitt showed reckless behavior and “fully update” Congress with a vague letter.

kids are going to do shitty things, whether or not a parent is doing their best. that’s dumb logic.

He probably shouldn’t have done it, and I can’t stand Justin Bieber, but jamming your hand into a car window and touching someone without their permission is pretty creepy and over the line. I’d be a terrible celebrity.

The Rocco Ritchie custody situation was so ugly in the tabloids. I couldn’t believe how many people exclaimed “He’s 15! He’s old enough to decide for himself!” as if some teenage brat’s preference invalidated Madonna’s rights to parent her own child. Nasty “I wouldn’t want to live with Madonna either” comments and the…

I think that applies to a lot of “hot” guys, at least in my experience. As an average guy, I’ve seen “hot” guys (or guys who think they’re hot) say shit to women I never could (and, yes, sometimes get away with it). I saw one “hot” guy think he could beat another guys ass and he got the shit beat out of him. So that…

Breaking news 5 minutes ago: FBI director says no charges for brad pitt although says he used very poor judgment.

Justin Bieber:

A dinner party that includes Jon Hamm, Jack Nicholson and Kathy Griffin sounds like the 3rd circle of hell.