That’s not how it works, none of it, no matter what they told you on your little MRA site.

So if she mentions domestic violence in any capacity at all it’s a slur against him?

I totally get that teenagers do dumb things for attention. But please, teens, stick to hanging out behind the bleachers with the asshole your parents hate instead of making up false news stories. Even if you think it will help turn people against Trump. This is not the way to go about doing either one of those things.

That’s the worst part of it. These fucking liars cast doubt on all the real stories. It’s almost too late, really. Once you hear a few fake stories, you’re going to call “Chicken Little” on many of the others.

Not to mention the false Kitty Genovese narrative that bystanders did nothing.

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

I would think it’s more; “oh shit, I don’t want to get my major industry friend who can get me together with the big song writers and producers in trouble for contributing to the delinquency of a minor”

“Edit your post people can’t know I drink wine like a pleb”

Johnny Depp needs to pay Amber Heard the money he owes her.

The fact that you are saying that means we may have a correct diagnosis of Shade.

Depp, you petty fuckshit, pay the money and then GO AWAY. Get out of Heard’s life, get out of Fantastic Beasts. Go on! Get!

His Sauvage commercials make me want to smash my TV. They’re so bad. He’s so skeezy. He looks like he smells like dick cheese. As Drew Magary said yesterday, he’s a shameless poseur, wife beater, and hack.

Doesn’t he own an island? Seems like someone needs to sit down with a money manager and talk property. We know there are a ton of Russian oligarchs coming into a shitload of money.

Well Depp apologists, here it is. The proof beyond any shadow of a doubt regarding what happened. The root of domestic violence and violence against women is about control and power. She is a survivor and moving on and he can’t handle that. Fuck him.

Ben Affleck is still salty about Gigli, y’all.

It’s kind of weird to remember the birthday of someone who you dated for a few months several years ago regardless of age. The ex whose birthday I can remember at all is the one I was married to.

Isn’t John Mayer like 40? He’s too old for that childish shit.

It took decades to make people ashamed to be a racist. Trump undid all that work in the matter of months. Now they’re wearing it with pride again.

Every day I see people on Bernie’s Facebook wailing about how it’s no surprise that Crooked Hillary lost to Trump; how our Lord and Savior Bernie Sanders could’ve done so much better, etc.

Forget too old. I’ll be damned if I’ll listen to them whitesplain and mansplain to me how we lost the election because we didn’t speak to needs of angry white men. You know, because Hillary totally didn’t have a multi-pronged and detailed jobs and infrastructure program as a central part of her platform or anything.…