Damn, Ryan has aged really well. What’s he up to these days? He’s always been hot, too bad he’s such a wooden actor.

I would rather people think my dad looks like my brother than have people think I’m my dad’s girlfriend. She’ll learn.

Ohh, look at the big shot ever here, with their fancy “matches” and whatnot.

That’s exactly what I said to myself. Like why the fuck would you do that? Is it because sitting next to your twin while some old guy kisses her reminds you of what you look like being kissed by your old guy? I like kind of get the reasons they would go for old men but the reasons old men go for them gross me out.

Why were they sitting across the aisle from each other? That’s my only takeaway.

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

This sounds legitimately like a great one night stand. If only it could have ended with: “and then we got married 5 years later.”

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

Right there with you, if you voted for trump, you’re out of my life. Not because you voted for her, but because that means you turn a blind eye to sexual assault, homophobia, mysogyny, xenophobia, racism, and transphobia.... Something I don’t want to be associated with and will not. Luckily none of my close friends…

I am THIS close to writing to my parents (who voted Clinton) an email to forward to every family friend who knows me and voted for Trump, that they are never welcome in my life again. That I, despite being a white straight woman, am scared shitless. That I will never forgive them for what they did to my LGBT friends,…

it was pretty obvious Republicans will just vote down party lines. History has taught us this with past elections. On the flip side, those principle progressive voters that didnt vote or voted third have their morals and ethics to feed off of for the next 4 years while liberal policies are gutted and repealed.

I’ve been telling every Trump voter in my life that any time a right is taken away from me, my quality of life drop, my insurance goes up, they will know about it.

You know what pisses me off? I know a LOT of people who are fucking rich white Southerners who haven’t felt SHIT for pain from the recession. Their kids aren’t on meth. They haven’t lost their jobs. They’re just assholes who want smaller government because that means they’ll pay less taxes. Those people tipped…

But... but economics! Rust Belt! We don’t understand Middle America, and need to relate to their pain and feel sympathy regardless of how much pain they happily inflict on anyone else! Oh and not hurt their feelings by pointing that out!

*Glare*

Canada’s about to get a whole lot gayer

his dangerous “gender identity” directives

Congratulations to all the fucking idiots who voted for this man despite being a racist, bigot, Islamaphobic, homophobic, misogynistic piece of shit.

Shhhh. Remember Trump’s supporters don’t want another 4 years of Obama policies. Also, once conversion therapy becomes the norm/mandatory, no country will have to accept a gay. I mean none will exist after the US exports Pence’s conversion project.

How creepy.

• We will work with President Trump to reverse policies of the Obama administration that seek to coerce other countries into accepting same-sex ‘marriage’ as a condition of receiving US assistance and aid. It is fundamentally wrong for a president to become a lobbyist for the LGBT agenda, and we are confident that will…