@Peppermint: I introduced a horde of English kids to the S'more at a recent multi-family house party. They greeted me as a liberator.

@jannanaphone: "Are her cheeks sort of pinkish? This is a sign that oxygen-rich blood is present in her circulatory system, meaning she's not dead. You're in, bro!"

@mass romantic: It seems like you can send out the "wrong signals" simply by breathing.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: WHAT... WHAT IS THAT? WHY?

@sarathelaundress: I've seen pictures of this poor kid almost in tears from having her photo taken. I imagine being carried helps her not freak out.

Ahhh, Dr. Bronner's soap. I use it for everything cleaning-related, and while away time in the shower reading the nutty stuff on the labels. A terrific family-run business, even though the late Doctor did look like Dr. Strangelove.

@GoblinEars: It's okay if you read it in a Cockney accent.

@Annie Mack: "From now on?" Isn't that normal?

@worrywort: Worse: He looks more and more like his Grandpop.

@Mrs. Ellipsis...: Cosign Brown Elephant. I have gotten great stuff there, even when I was bigger than size 12 (US).

@LauToThouPow: "they call me the decade-spanner."

I live in England, and today at the supermarket I passed by a display of clay face masks, peel-off masks, salt scrubs, manicure kits, etc., with a huge placard on top that screamed "LADIES' WORLD CUP PAMPERING!"

@laetitiae: That's exactly what me and the Mr. are doing.

@sissylarue: "it isn't as simple as saying "I'm the boss, here's what I want!""

Dammit, Gaga, you could've phoned. I go to that pub in Birmingham a couple of times a month.

@eclaire: You're totally not. It's just that there's a 24-hour news culture nowadays that needs something to talk about, and an Internet culture that puts records of the kind of bullying behavior that's always gone on within easy reach of reporters with copy to file.

@FontWhore (the Great Nubling Hope): Your attitude— "I'll see how it goes and call for backup when I need it" was the same as mine and it worked out great for me. I had a pretty long labor— 22 hours— but only the last four were painful. It was actually kind of fun. I had great maternity nurses, and my Mom, who's…

We didn't have a registry. We were married in the US but would be living in the UK, so a cross-Atlantic registry was difficult to set up. Also, Mr Judders had a fully functioning house with silverware and everything, and I'd started saving money the day I met him (sometimes you just know). We asked for photo frames,…

@whynotshesaid: Word. When people accuse my husband of robbing the cradle, I smile sweetly and tell them I'm robbing the grave. Or else go on about yes, isn't it odd how sometimes ADULTS can have ADULT RELATIONSHIPS in spite of having been born in different decades? Crazy!

@A Small Turnip: "Don't buy into the all-synthetics-are-evil nonsense. Don't check your brain at the door when someone is trying to frighten you with chemical ghost stories."