@dreamypisces: Hello, fellow US expat in the UK. Yes, dress sizes were once standard across the US and Europe, and the US split off at some point. I can't remember or find where I read this at the moment, but the source was solid. If I get a chance to really look later, I'll post a link.

@zombies.like.lattes.too: Beethoven had some sick hooks. "Duh duh duh DUUUUUUUUUH! Duh duh duh DUUUUUUUH!"

@oohapples: Have to second this! I'm a 34DD, and buying bras has been MUCH easier for me since I moved to the UK from the US.

@Wenchette: One of our cats is Nebby (short for Nebuchadnezzar).

@lalaland13: I read Romeo and Juliet and committed suicide with my boyfriend!

@wednesdayam: I know she's human and all, and it's a shame Brown's so horrible with his social skills, but she basically compared Eastern European immigrants to vermin— said they were "swarming". "Bigoted" is absolutely correct in her case, I think. As an (American) immigrant to the UK myself, I've had to defend my…

@SheelaNaGig: Having met her mother (and late father), I can also hear this.

Oh thank God. I can play the song she's playing. I know it's ridiculous: I'm 30, I play as a hobby, but when I see child prodigies who can kick my ass, I become all competitive and ragey. Even for gifted sweeties like this who like to "make... happy songs or sad songs". I hope the Judling, once she's out of nappies,…

@curiousgeorgiana: Srsly. How can they call her a prodigy if she's not playing the Rach 3?

@sindri: And even if it is terrifying, gory, and involves shredded vagina, it can still be empowering. You know, afterwards. When they've shot you full of drugs and the kid is all snuggled up to you. Then it can be awesome.

@blackbirdfly: OMG. My daughter and I both have cowlicks that drive me bonkers. I will try this tomorrow. If it works, me love you long time.

@BearDownMSUSpartans: Hey hey hey! Paul Simon had Grammies out the ying-yang before Graceland. Mrs Robinson, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Still Crazy After All These Years... oh, dear GOD what have I become?

@mzlinguist: So you can only find it if you aren't looking for it? Are you sure this is a government building you're talking about, and not Hogwarts?

@take it as red: Alan Rickman and Rima Horton aren't married, but they've been together exclusively since the 1960s.

This is happening up the road from me. I may have to take the Judling so she can yell "Wow wow wow!" the way she does when we see dogs in the park.

@LittleMotel: No, you're not the only one. It's like someone took Tom Cruise and is perpetually squashing his face up against a window.

@TheMsroyale: LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH!

@Erda: Wait... NOT looking for marriage? What's wrong with you? Recant, or I'll report you to the Lady Authorities.

Ohhhh, I wanted to name my daughter Nell, but Mr Judders wouldn't have it.

Oh, another part of what helped me with my gym anxieties was inspiration from Krista at Stumptuous.com. She's lean, mean, and Canadian. And she will show you how to butch up if you want to. Don't mess.