@BeckySharper: The other great thing about treadmills is that, unlike running in the park, random dudes don't whistle at you or show you their junk. And if they do, you can have 'em thrown out for good.

@AnnieSaBu: Bra Wars Episode V: The Underwire Strikes Back.

I fled two gyms until I signed up for one with a sauna. It is the only thing that lures me back. I don't speak to anyone, I don't take classes— I go, use the treadmill, haul iron, hit the sauna, and leave.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: OMG, my kid has that hat. Seriously: [thisweekinbean.files.wordpress.com]

@Penny: I felt the same way. I wasn't keen on the baby phase, but it's over very fast. The kid just turned 1, and her personality circuits are coming online, so I'm finally in luuuuuuuuv.