Obviously, the only solution is to dump the giant SUV you bought when gas is cheap and pay twice the sane price for a miserly penalty box in a blind panic about your budget being blown.

The Kawasaki H2 is more terrifying than weird since it combined the acceleration of a circa 2000 sport bike with the handling of a mid 50s "hinge in the middle" Triumph Bonneville.  

A tough act to follow for sure.

Australia is one of the biggest Land Cruiser markets in the world - here are our prices, in Australian currency of course. The most expensive is about US$110k, which means for once we come out in front. Still horrendously expensive - my neighbour has a newish Sahara, so he’s doing okay.

I come here because I am sick of the “You should be offended by this today” crap that comes out of regular news. Look, don’t get me wrong. I want to be offended. The internet isn’t fun if it isn’t offensive. But I want to be offended a DIFFERENT WAY.

Nope

How’d you get my exes number?

Or maybe just toss an Apple Airtag under one of the seats for $29...

Looks like they didn’t even blow their whole load here either. They saved the extended warranty pressure sale for when you actually arrived at the dealership.

I guess this is an indication Emslie has one foot out the door along with DT and Torch. And with that Jalopnik will come to an end for me. 

I will argue final model year examples before a re-design/kill are the most refined examples that tend to have the fewest problems. Sure, the cost cutting measures have taken place (usually happens in the first refresh) and those may have hindered robustness a little but usually, the roll out issues (that can be…

2^31 is 2147483648

I thought so too, so I did the math.

Jason, I’m really concerned about how much driving you did in this thing with your vision as impaired as it clearly is.

Anyone know why the windshield header was made like this? I get that the back arch is for strength, but why not make it like basically every other convertible out there? 

All Demons to sell on BaT were basically undriven. In fact I'm pretty convinced at this point that no one has actually driven theirs.

 I believe that it is a measurement of rice harvests per Five-Year-Plan.

For once one of these would be used for a hilarious increase of power.

I want a comparison of that vehicle with another car. It looks super small, yet it can fit a wheel chair. It also weighs almost 5000 lbs. That is more than a Honda Pilot. 

Nah Lucas, Prince of Darkness, disappeared years ago; Ferrari bought the last of the smoke and hid it in some of their cars, sometimes it escapes.