But they will surely have Michael Fassbender, Sean Connery, and (if he was alive) John Lennon on.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

me, anytime tina does anything.

Can we get a measurement system that is based on: do not hit my cervix. Because REALLY, do not hit my cervix.

Honestly, I feel like “Mrs.” should be dropped out of language altogether. Ms. & Mr., both of which do not denote martial status. Also Mx. for non gender conforming, if you like.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

The worst part is that there is no reason a superhero or sci fi character in a fake futuristic galaxy nothing like our own needs to be White. There is no racial or ethnic component that is central to the character’s reason for acting a particular way, unless imposed by the creator in the first place.

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

Yeah, I mean racism is NBD and he should be rewarded for not letting those lazy, race baiting you know whats get away with whining like babies when an upstanding white person openly acknowledges their superiority./s (oh yeah, im white, fyi)

Wait, wait—he got rid of health insurance for RAs and TAs? Dude should be tossed into the manure lagoon at the biggest dairy farm in the state for that.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

This sounds so much like my fiance, and I love it! I mistakenly thought he didn’t care about all the details (he’s been married before), but I will show him options for, say, flowers—and all the sudden he has opinions on roses versus orchids I never knew existed! Yeah, he has some crazy ideas—“So, I’m thinking the…

I’v fucking had it with these magazines and media oulets referring to black and latina women as “so and so’s baby mama” - it’s racist af! They don’t refer to Nichole Kidman as Tom’s Cruise’s “baby mama” or any white woman who has a child with any white man of any level of fame.

My fella had opinions. It was awesome!

This video encompasses all the reasons I love Drake.

XO JANE SUCKS

Bottom line: We need a better screening test than mammography.