Anything for Selenas is the best part of that movie. Close second is “ITS NOT A BRA ITS A BUSTIER”

African Dandy? african Dandy-ism?

Nah, fuck this. They had a chance to cancel this when it actually meant something, and they didn’t. The “special” is their way of testing the waters for a Jill/Jessa spinoff and of financially capitalizing on the continued interest in the Duggars and what happens to them. I can’t decide what’s worse—pretending like…

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

Andy Cohen has been on my “White Gays Shit-List” for a really long time.

Women of that generation certainly knew what a date-rapist was. They didn’t call them that. “Masher” was a favored term that suggested levels from unwanted kissing on up to unwanted intercourse. There were other expressions as well.

She’s basically saying that white women are celebrated for doing things that black women do. Black women twerking? Disgusting and ghetto. White women twerking? Cute and fun. Black women wearing cornrows? Ghetto. White women wearing cornrows? Chic.

I think corn rows on us reads as ratchet and thuggish and on white women it reads as “edgy” and High fashion. Beauty standards are different and that bleeds into sexuality and how each is treated.

Leaving a pre-emptive comment to let salty people know

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

Solid advice Brian, allow me to top it up with the observations of a frequent tourist (returned from my third trip in April):

So are saying that you CAN’T leave a baby on the side of the road? What if that baby was like being really offensive and told you to let them out and was like cursing?

Once again I ask people who are smarter than me: Is there any possible reason that marijuana is still a schedule 1 drug? is there any real argument that keeps pot illegal at the federal level but not, nicotine? Or booze? If WA state can make mad cash, wouldn’t DC be interested in getting in on it too? ATF...M easy.…

Now, I feel obligated to mention Michaela DePrince who I’m also obsessed with.

I’m a senior member of my work group and work in a highly technical job, so when I’m explaining things to people, I regularly ask if what I’m saying makes sense. Often, people won’t stop and ask a question if they don’t understand something, so I stop and check periodically. I don’t say it in a condescending way. I’m…

Situation: 8 friends headed to AC, New Jersey already had a room booked with 2 queen beds no special ammenties (view, bar, etc.)

It may have been considered rude in the past to explicitly state “no kids” on the invitations, but this is 2015. People don’t all live in the same town and know the bride’s mom who is traditionally the Chief Disseminator of information of that kind. So if you don’t want kids at your wedding, SAY SO. It’s rude not to,…

Married old fat person checking in to say yup. Ironically, cooking at home has plumped me up more and more because I’m just eating more. He, however, the bastard mutant camel person, doesn’t put on more than a pound or two.

“All those gross things he said in public over the last 30 years of his professional life were fine. THIS, however, crossed the line.”