No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Trump RN

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

Opium flavor. Sweet, sweet opium.

It’s nice seeing someone who has been on the bottom and on the top so much finally learn to accept their versatility. #NoSexLabels

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Title NEIN

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as knowing how much President Barrack Hussein Obama chafes their asses. They can refuse to call him president and check his papers but he is still in charge!

I keep thinking to myself, “oh, there’s no way that people can display any worse behavior than what has already been displayed in this election cycle. Nothing shocks me anymore. We have reached peak Asshole Behavior.”

I’m just glad she learned this lesson for a disease like rotavirus instead of something more dangerous or more likely to have long term effects!

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

Nunca lo olvides.

Wins Above Resurrection

This is bewildering. Stat-head nerd-types will tell you that if you get a man on 3rd with nobody out, he has about an 87-88% chance of scoring. Real old school baseball dudes like me and the Goose will tell you that going from first to third, and doing it in the ugliest fucking way possible, is True Fucking Grit and…