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This is still incredible, I’m shaking trying not to laugh at work.

To this day no one knows the where abouts of GumbyForDatLife. That’s the real tragedy.

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My Uncle Mike scoffs at this bush-league bigotry, it doesn’t even reference “the coloreds” or “the orientals”, and there is no 3 paragraph diatribe about “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” taking away his guns.

Read the whole thing, it’s really next level on the grammar, spelling and lack of proofreading. The second paragraph consists of a single sentence, among the fragments is this beauty: “offering great family intertwine the to our community”.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

In my thirty years on this planet I’ve seen a stranger’s junk in the restroom exactly zero times, and that’s including using the urinal troughs at Tiger Stadium. Does the technique of minding your own fucking business not work for these people?

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.