I enjoy both. I don’t watch documentaries all day long and tell people who watch Game of Thrones “That shit is fake, bro. “

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Geert the fuck out of here.

Eat Arby’s

Fuck.

Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

Also, this:

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

I appreciate their tribute to Craig Sager.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

You’re being a contrarian dipshit for the sake of being a contrarian dipshit. You know damn well that whenever you attach someone’s religion to a word like ‘cocksucker’ (to wit: ‘you Christian cocksucker,’ ‘you Muslim cocksucker,’ etc) it’s intended to be part of the insult.

Saying hello and thank you as some one is ringing up your books does not equate to wasted time it equates to being a polite respectful human being. You strike me as some one who is despised by most of the wait staff at restraunts you frequent...

He wasn’t in a hurry. He wasn’t there on official government business. As I wrote in the article above, he spent at least a half-hour meandering around the history section, browsing books and taking his time.

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.