I enjoy both. I don’t watch documentaries all day long and tell people who watch Game of Thrones “That shit is fake, bro. “

Mountain Dew?! I’ll have the crab juice

It’s a Simpsons reference. Like everything else!

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Geert the fuck out of here.

Eat Arby’s

Fuck.

Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

Buuullllshiiiiiit.

Spoken like a true white guy who tells black people they are stupid. (Looked at your posts. Sheesh!) Congrats!

Don’t these guys also love The Matrix, which is a movie about a half-Asian guy, a black man, and a woman fighting an army of white dudes? (Which was made by a couple of men who later became transgender women.)

Also, this:

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.