Is forgetting to shave your face a side effect of Viagra?

Read this while eating a scone with some butter and some honey on the side. Big cup of coffee with it.

The first rule of the paleo diet is telling everyone about the paleo diet.

With any luck, these morons will have the lifespan of a caveman.

Went to a bar once and didn't tell the wife. They scanned my license at the door. About a week later I started getting postcards in the mail about their specials and that I was a "Preferred Customer". That sucked.

No doubt the data is being stored somewhere for the day that our overlords can find a use for it... or someone to sell it to.

We just sent the girl with the biggest boobs and the lowest cut shirt into the liquor store.

You mean lately. Gunpowder, cannons, fireworks, ice cream, noodles come to mind.

Do you mean again? If not, you might want to read a book.

Math and chemistry was a pretty good start.

Geez, you might want to read up on inventions that have come from China.

Just about every teacher I know does this. The most common one I see is just switching the first letter of their first and last names.

On a similar note, I have a good deal of friends who are teachers who will do things like, combine their 1st and middle names into one name, or use their middle names as their last names, so to keep their kiddos from finding their profiles and the such. Just as another protection against the "hey we changed the…

And before the surprisingly vocal minority of "just leave Facebook" people show up...yes. Not using Facebook is an option if you want to keep your identity secret. However, that decision shouldn't really have anything to do with the type of identity you choose to display. Plenty of people (more than a billion, by a…

Not sure how this situation is specific to women of color.

The Cloud is now default on a lot of phones, which is something that a lot of people who aren't keeping up-to-date with the latest technological changes probably don't know. It has to be manually disabled, and you have to know the steps to do so. Before all of this, "be careful, the Cloud is much easier to hack"…

"I will also never save any of my own nudes to the Cloud or my laptop. In fact I delete them immediately usually."

yeah! Fuck people's right to privacy!

Isn't this the very thing the West seemingly fails to grasp? In Russia everybody lies about everything and everybody knows that. It is therefore assumed that everybody lies everywhere else as well. Hence the Russian complaints about the referendum in Scotland. "See, they're just as bad as us, only they're not as…