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I'm not entirely sure how it's a negative thing for Jeter that he can bring a girl home and not only doesn't she think twice about eating his ass mere hours after meeting, but tells people about it.

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I think you're looking at this commercial from the wrong perspective. You spend a lot of time using royal names to describe Jeter (all the while bashing his persona) but in reality I think the real narrative is supposed to be from the eyes of a fan. Jeter doesn't hold himself to anything resembling a "prince"; it's

Why does DEADSPIN have a bug up their ass over one lousy ad? All ads are promoting something. Hell, I don't even like the Yankees but I respect sports history and Jeter's place in it. What's so tragic about a proper sendoff? Damn.

I love new inventions and discoveries that finally catch the US up with the way the majority of the world has been doing things for centuries.

You need more fiber, yo. And maybe liquids.

Maybe it's because you asked a question? It would be hard to say "no" because that would be like saying part of you wasn't nice. Is it possible the person thought "yes" was the best answer to give that would fit with the meaning of "you're beautiful"?

families fight...the seventeen year-old is slightly different from AP's 4 year old or Ray Rice's wife...this is a reach for the fake moral outrage crowd.

Can tattoos be over now that more millenials have them than do not? As a Gen Xer, I feel bad for my peers to felt to need to individuate themselves based on their appearance. Everyone gets old, and now these people, once they've graduated from the narcissism of their youth, look like idiots either because they are

Knives in general, though I do have a couple of very nice folded steel two-sided Japanese knives. I liken being able to stroke a knife across a whetstone to a golf swing. Everyone seems to have their secret to it, but when I try none of them work...

right??? i was talking with a friend who had just come back from DC. i mentioned that i've heard it's a lot more urban than you'd expect. "do you mean there's a lot of black people there?" i was like NO I HEARD IT'S LIKE AN ACTUAL CITY AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD EXPECT! LIKE THERE ARE BUILDINGS BESIDES THE MONUMENTS

People like certain narratives about certain professions. The truth doesn't fit the narrative? Hack it up into pieces, rearrange until it does.

Why are we such dicks about this? We all whore ourselves out. Some of us literally because we get paid to have sex. Some of us figuratively, as we spend our time at a job we hate because of the paycheck and benefits.

Fuck. That. Noise.

California rice producer here. If the drought continues through this fall/winter then you will really start to see not only rice jump up in price, but much of your grocery list as well in 2015. For rice in particular, since much of CA's crop is sold abroad and foreign customers (mainly Japan and Korea) are willing to

I, for one, welcome our new sashimi overlords.

Blames the kid again. Blames the four-year-old kid AGAIN. He will kill a child eventually given enough time/chances.

It can't come as surprise to anyone that Peterson beat more than just one of his children any more than what was in the elevator video surprised anyone. These men have failed to live up to their titles and AP should be cut just as Rice was. It's an untenable situation and the Vikes would be crazy to keep this serial

Jeesh, even the REAL Vikings used birth control now and then.