"Well, if David Spade is in it, it must be a hit"

I'm surprised that he could get any words out over Putin's cock.

Fun Fact: Kevin McAllister was lost a third time, and was adopted by Donald Trump. He was renamed Eric.

I skipped to then end a saw "wrapped up its third season last week, complete with an appearance from a gun-toting Kristen Wiig", and I honestly didn't question whether it could be either show.

Man, this whole incident is finally making me question Ja Rule's business acumen.

…OF COCK!

Drunk bros who saw the word "snatch"?

I feel the same way, but about Ass Dan. Since his death however, my soul has been adrift.

Star in a Fast & Furious movie?

And yet Donny! fans pleas continue to go unheard.

The only person that can stop a bad guy with a cock, is a good guy with a cock.

Abortion is a screed against GOD!!! When the baby is out though, fuck it. Shoulda had better parents.

Rolling down a hill would make him The Perfect Weapon.

The Cock Merchant starring Stephen Merchant as an awkward cock salesman who just wants to find love in Braavos.

I even if you disagree, on either side, Colbert took an empathetic approach that didn't negate the original joke's impact, but did genuinely attempt to clarify to those that had been hurt. It's a bold step towards to inclusivity and understanding among all sides of the political spectrum.

Oh sure, they're bad moms and get a movie, but when I'm a bad father, I lose my kids to that whore and George Soros. CHOBANI!!!!!!!!

Guys, the bar is so low. All you have to do is put together a coherent-ish plot, and lay off the fascism porn a bit.

Typical FAKE news is what's happening here. SICK!

Damn right! That's cuz real Americans love coal! That's why when I turned 18, I went to my local Lowe's, pulled out a ring, and proposed to the pretties bag of Kingsford coal that you've ever seen. And guys, we've been going strong for five years.

Mike Pence electroshocks his balls to suppress gay thoughts.