Just as long as they stay away from the Sea of Japan.

2024 is 7 years in the future, not 8.

I see these jeans and am reminded of one of the greatest speeches of all time…

Kingsman: The Golden Cirlce Jerk.

Sorkin should write the most hyperverbal sex tape ever.

Eric Bachman, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly, and I'm dead. Alone.

If there's one musical group's political opinions that I respect and value, its the Insane Clown Posse. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young will work though.

Three Men and an Anchor Baby

Nugent & Rock
True Detective Season 3

Theodore Nugent

Bitches, we fucked.

Wait, no… what? You said bathrobe, the…the pres…Mr. Trump would never wear a bathrobe. You're the one who used the word bathrobe, not me.

He is a self-anointed "American Badass". I mean, are you insinuating that a man who would crown himself an "American Badass" is not somehow a man of high repute?

"You always take the failing NY Times side, mom!"

Bathrobe

"Fuck me!"

Anyone who hasn't watched The Sopranos deserves to hang out with the people from Entourage

ME!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: TheBlaze has just offered Jeff Varner Tomi Lahren's old spot.

I enjoyed it more on a repeat viewing, but I've never hated a movie coming out of a theater more than I did Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End…