He then went soul searching, where he realized that he was a God of Egypt.

"Hello darkness, my old friend…"

you cucktard snowflake!!1 pussy & blow shit upp=aMERICA!!!1111

It's Alabama! A man looking at another man for too long is a crime punishable by death.

Breitbart is sharpening their pitchforks.

If anyone can bring life to this franchise, it's the guy that helped make a man fighting jungle animals lifeless.

#MakeAVClubGreatAgain

He'd make a hell of an ambassador to China.

"… Dr. King didn't give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights."
-Rob Schneider

Her favorite movie is Natural Born Killers, duh.

Baby on baby crime has to stop.

Much like what his penis shoots out, those papers are blank.

How dare you! My father was an ape!

It's not your fault.

"OMG! That show at the end of the night is, like, obsessed with me."
-The A.V. Club

Mike Pence: Double-Tap Champion, 2007-2017.

Allow me to suggest a change to the headline:
Mike Pence: Vice president, former governor, AOL email user, closeted homosexual

God damnit AV Club! How many times have I told you that shirtless schizophrenics who peddle idiocy and general dumb-fuckery are a major turn on. NSFW

Mike Pence and the cast of When We Rise.

She just needs to smile more