Possibly; maybe I just feel bad for the La La Land guys. Unlike most, I thought it was a lovely little film. Still, Moonlight was better.

It was a hard victory from an up-in-cummer', but they finally pulled it off. The room ejaculated in acclaim.

Now they rob bald white men.

Maybe, but I think more people are gonna think of this as an historic fuck-u p for the Academy instead of a wonderful upset for a great movie.

I wanted Moonlight to win, but not like this.

"CROOKED HILLARY DOES IT AGAIN! NOW SHE'S STEALING GOOD AMERICAN'S OSCAR NOMINATIONS!!!! SHE HAS TO BE STOPPED!!!! SAD!!!!!"

That's illogical! He has at least triple the amount of skin that a normal person does.

Yeah, we get some cookie-cutter films that are there because their PR people were working overtime, but I honestly think it's worth it, just to have nominees like District 9, A Serious Man, Up, Inception, Toy Story 3, Winter's Bone, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Django Unchained, Zer…

You kidding? He encouraged it. GO BLOSSOMS!!!!

So, Grandma was definitely watching Jason and Polly banging, right?

Dude, this is Trump's America. 2010 can be anytime you want it to be! Personally, I'm going back to the 1960s.

I once considered auditioning for Hell's Kitchen in the hopes of throwing a pan at "Chef" Ramsay. I have no other contributions to this discussion.

Such a Georgina.

Melania hopes it'll be "not fuck the president" for a decade.

I think Donny just really misses Hillary. He's like that pissy ex-boyfriend how can't stop mentioning what a liar and a whore his ex is. It doesn't matter how many cheap Russian prostitutes you get pissed on by Mr. President, you'll never forget the girl who stole your heart, and took 3 million more friends in the…

Now, now, "crapstain" is a bit much. Try "shit-laden rimjobist." Rolls off the tongue more fluidly.

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