I prefer the Kirk Lazarus version.

Shouldn't "Post-Truth" really be "Post-Reality"? The loss of facts was bad, but the break from what was real and unreal was fundamentally jarring. People knew so much of this shit wasn't real, but seemed to think that if they believed it hard enough, it would be. It's as if half of the country was a kid at thinking…

Billy Bush is our future designated survivor.

Wrong '80s TV dad died.

I feel like I'm gonna need some testosterone shots to fully enjoy this movie.

It's Complicated is the second whitest movie of all-time. The Holiday takes the cake because there isn't a single genuine conflict in the whole movie. It's a bunch of pretty people whining about how their love lives have gone wrong, wallowing in white-wine induced self-pity.

Without question, The Holiday is the whitest movie ever made.

Make Zootopia Great, Again! #MZGA

DC

If viewers hated this, they'll really be steaming next week when the contestants make paninis at ground zero.

"The best thing about this stupid ass trailer is that, at the end of the last movie, Optimus blasted into space, motivated to find his creator"

Don't blame Armond White for these nominations. He had the good sense to champion powerhouses like Fifty Shades of Black and 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Michael Bay's Wet Dreams.

Nic Cage and a random pornstar please.

That fuckin do-rag though…

Jared Leto for head for the Department of Jared Leto

cuck

Make the Middle Ages Great Again. #MMAGA

Too many streets.

Call me when they get Dolph Lundgren in a mesh tank top.

On what planet is Killing Reagan better than The Night Of?