January 20th? I'm thinking we're gonna see limited, Oscar-qualifying run in December.

I'm really glad to see O.J. did well here. He's had a rough couple of years, but I'm glad to see the Juice back in the limelight. What a guy.

This. 100 million fucking times this.

No, Cheney used the dark side of the force to win.

I usually drill a hole in the wall and watch the other hotel guests.

Is there anything sadder than a barren comment wasteland?

The problem isn't that late night shows are inviting him on, but that none of them are willing to tell him what a fucking moron he is.

Classic Hoe.

I'm not sure that there's any other show on TV that goes out of their to say "shit" as much as Suits.

Still too much screentime.

Had everyone there had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

Coma patients ages 56 to 90.

Hey, don't you dare condescend Zookeeper. That movie cured my week long constipation.

Classic Poe.

When I heard that Prince had died, the first thing I thought was, "What's Gene Simmons gonna think?"

It's just a flesh wound.

Was I the only one that applauded when it looked like Barnes got killed?

Ricky?

Gone Daddy Gone

Guys, quit ragging on Bono, this is a fantastic idea. I personally cannot wait to see such luminaries like Carrot Top, Dane Cook, Kathy Griffin, Carlos Mencia, Gallagher, Yakov Smirnoff, Larry the Cable Guy and, especially, Jeff Dunham try to make ISIS shit themselves to death with their comedic stylings.