A cynical person might say that this is the real reason these teams exist...

That ugly as shit jumpshots sure not gonna get it done

Not so good to prevent exactly that from happening.

How good is Lonzo? Because I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.

The shirt combined with his expression: “My dad born me and trained me to make me into a marketable product. You can see my product label on my chest. I’m an investment he made, and he wants to see the investment pay off.”

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

Presumably the 13,000 season tickets they’ve already sold for their 17,000-seat arena, with casino giveaways to tourists covering the rest.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

99% sure he wouldn’t have done that to a dude.

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

I know with all the horrific xenophobia going on this is a hot issue but isn’t a repeated DUI offender suspected of sexual assault someone you might want to actually deny a visa to?

I’m all for letting qualified people from other countries work here, but fuck this guy.

Sorry pal, Blake don’t fight anyone over 5'9"

Didn’t the Kyle Busch Foundation sponsor all those North Carolina driver safety courses after Kyle got pegged doing 128mph in a Lexus near a daycare? Not sure how I’d feel donating to this charity. Kyle Busch doesn’t need my charity. Besides, aren’t celebrity charities primarily a way for celebrities to move their $…

Yeah. Large numbers of homeless people overdosing on drugs is unheard of in big cities in the US.

but we’ll have that sweet border wall and those sick new aircraft carriers!

$2000 for stitches is the abuse that the industry does to the American public.

I don’t think you get it. Democrats passed this shit. Therefore it’s bad (and probably illegitimate). There are unfortunate side effects but stopping the left is it’s own reward.

Parachute, poorly faked death.