Sharing the track with Vette owners over multiple HPDE and track days over the years confirms that they don’t drive them much!

Probably because all the ads warn about driving them for more than 4 hours...

Imagine how terrible of a driver you have to be to 1) react to a biker kicking your car at highway speeds, 2) try to engage a retaliatory attempt to take the biker out, and 3) to then lose control of the vehicle over something that was so inconsequential and not worth reacting to.

Plot twist: everyone who pre-ordered Forza Motorsport 7 Ultimate edition got a GT2 RS without knowing.

I hope the answer is, “many”.

Now if only they could build cars correctly.

it was just a modern statement about how we dont really need dads, or men in general, just as cars dont really need coolant.

Oh I have one! He got in and drove away and I haven’t seen him in 20 years.

May he ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

This is why low income neighborhoods are graveyards of 10 year old BMW 7 series.

Gap insurance. You should get it on every new car regardless of term of loan or interest. The car will usually depreciate faster in the first year than you can pay it down regardless of term.

They saw him Rollin’

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

You should make the ad. With jalopnik readers. They are real people. Why haven’t you done it yet?

Well, she does follow the Porsche mantra. The more she takes off, the more it costs.

Me: Citation, cavalier, cadillac’s decades-long malaise, Saturn, killing Pontiac, getting bailed out, just overall shit.......... Am I doing this right?

Dodge will one-up Porsche and add other optionals like the $600 option to wrap the air vents in HORSEPOWER or the $1300 option to paint accents in TORQUE. And don’t forget the $230 option of twin FUCK YOU GEORGE IT’S MY DRIVEWAY AND I CAN MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS I WANT holders in the trunk.

1. Divorcing Ashley Judd is, at this point in time, likely a step up from marrying Ashley Judd.

Soon.