Can’t buy a car named ‘Stinger’. It’s too agro. I’m not 5. Also not sure about owning a Kia.

But the KIA comes with the KIA dealer experience!

Anything that makes us all seem more human to each other is probably a good thing. The question I have is which content is intentionally omitted?

Still looks like go home, you’re drunk. :)

If there’s one thing I’ve actually learned in the comments section of Jalopnik, it’s that everybody has a style that works for them. I can’t see buying a vehicle any way except paying cash, whereas you might think it’s better to put down $0. It makes sense that someone would want to put down a large chunk to keep a…

I think the 3rd brake light would look way better as two horizontal dashes instead, it would match the taillights better. As it is, it just looks weird, like they installed it sideways. Maybe sort of like:

GAP is nice to have as a guarantee, but you shouldn’t be paying $600 for it. Most credit unions will do it for $150-300 and your insurance may offer it as well.

At least it’s not like the newest Charger.  Get behind one at night on the way home and you’ll still see it when you go to bed and close your eyes. It’s like the Kenny Roger’s Roasters sign, but mobile.

As far as I’m concerned, if you want a “kinda-sorta” around $60K, all wheel drive, fast sedan, the answer is Porsche Panamera 4S.

Anyone who buys a new car every 3 years doesn’t actually give a damn about the environment.

Huracan relief.

I think F1 should do this every year. Don’t tell the teams what tracks they’re going to until like 3-4 weeks before the event. And throw a few curve balls with tracks they’ve never raced at. I love it.

Its not a real mustang until someone hoons it into spectators.

I have a mask on and don’t smell anything, so she who blogged it, smogged it.

Looking through their used inventory has reminded me that Porsche dealers like to buy new GT cars and then sell them used with only 200 miles at 25% above MSRP.

Somehow not a problem for Porsches, that also have safety catches and prevent you from opening the frunk in motion with the fob or interior switch. GM quality at work.

That the complaint was filed with CAPS LOCK engaged tells me Corvette demographics aren’t changing. 

The Silverado isn’t good either. But the Hyundai/Kia circlejerk is awful around here. You aren’t allowed to be critical of either brand.

That’s pretty fucking lame.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.