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Juan Lacayo
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Can we stop losing writers to other firms? I miss being able to read everything that I liked all in one place here at Jalopnik.

I miss Steve’s articles, bring him back for more harrowing tales of “Lehto the Warrior Lawyer”

I actually have had a dealership call me and say I was overcharged (out of state purchase, confusion about the sales tax reciprocity agreement between the states). Did not need to sign a new contract though, they just mailed a check. Good way to earn repeat business.

[Slow jerking off motion]

to be fair, satire only works if you know it’s satire.

Well yeah if a guy could get 1,000 dents out of my car I could see giving him the car as a gesture of gratitude too.

Trebuchets

The tint film is holding it together.

legit question, but why use an m2 and not just a regular 2 series if they end up gutting most of it?

oo.. this should upset the bimmer purists... i like it

I sort of second Bill’s comments here but hear me out. I’ve been wanting a 911 since before I could dream. Because of that I have maintained a spreadsheet for every perfect Porsche for every budget and every life scenario since I was old enough to drive. Skip to life scenario A, budget C, and perfect Porsche 1 comes

996 turbo s

Exactly.

If you don’t know which 911 you want, you probably shouldn’t buy it. Its not the car for you.

FINALLY! A what car should I buy question that isn’t a commuting 30-something with a family and a budget of $20K that is going to buy a Camry no matter what we tell them.

Tom, I think your articles are the most interesting to me out of any on the site. Not because I’m buying a Maserati in the near future, but because I spend more time on Autotrader than I do wrenching or autocrossing. I relate more to your brand of auto enthusiasm than most others, as odd as that may sound.

The previous owner carpooled with a Maserati mechanic.

Your car must’ve spotted some pedestrians nearby

Was that a Cars for Coffee camping trip?

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