That is remarkably specific fantasy dude.

I hope this team ruins Jeter financially to a degree where he has to panhandle in the street and I can whip a fistful of pennies into his face.

The funniest part is that Alex is much more financially viable as an owner and probably could’ve put together a much better ownership group for his hometown team.

It would be a microscopic partnership if he’s getting a piece of the Yankees. Sort of like how Jay Z actually only owned 0.067% of the Nets, only Jay Z was already much richer than Jeter, and the Nets are much, much cheaper than the Yankees.

It’s almost as if Jeter selected the Marlins in his MLB: The Show 17 franchise mode and turned on trade override...

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Pederson’s offense is a KIA. Carson Wentz was Michael Schumacher driving a KIA. Now Foles is driving a KIA. Philly is screwed.

Artistically speaking, they’re more like Tommy Wiseau.

If a player is diagnosed with a concussion AFTER passing the protocol, there needs to be a punishment for the team.

He displayed what is called the fencing response, where your body becomes immobile and you freeze your arms. This is a tell tale sign you have just become concussed.

Jesus. One person on their sideline gave the final approval to send him back in. It should not be hard to determine who that person is. That person needs to be fired. Today.

The concussion protocol must involve tossing him a ball and seeing how he reacts. When the team doctor tossed Savage the ball he immediately dropped it and stared blankly into space. So everything seemed normal and they cleared him.

Hey, that homeless man has a name.

Why not use a modified version of the baseball model?

I am not sure of this live cover of Norwegian Wood.

Plausiball is the next kid after LaBall.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Finally Oregon wins a meaningful Bol game.

What, there’s no universities in New York, New York?