Pretty sure the entire Vet was a masturbatorium for most of its history. The Phils’ clubhouse was just like the garage in I LOVE YOU MAN: a very special place.

You try blowing rails of powdered hot sauce and see what it does to your mind!

I saw a doc on PBS a couple months back that followed this team to Sochi, it was one of the best sports docs I’ve ever seen. Congrats you guys!

I think he’s just too chicken.

As a Browns fan, I have bigger concerns about Josh Rosen’s neck than I do his head. Any team that drafts him is getting a smart guy who realizes there’s more to life than football. I hope his body (and brain) holds up long enough that he can show the league that he has something to say and can’t be ignored on the…

Oh, to say he wasn’t wanted in Cleveland is about the furthest thing from the truth. Why do you think the Cavs were openly trying to extort Ainge for more when they did their due diligence on his health? We were hoping and praying he was going to resemble something close to the player he was in Boston, and openly…

Oh, to say he wasn’t wanted in Cleveland is about the furthest thing from the truth. Why do you think the Cavs were openly trying to extort Ainge for more when they did their due diligence on his health? We were hoping and praying he was going to resemble something close to the player he was in Boston, and openly…

Holy cow, and I thought I had hallucinated that show! Other people acually saw it?!?

I know Matt Ufford lost his job yesterday. My fellow oldd-timers here remember him as Captain Caveman.

Right now, we the Rickey to your JO.

He sounds fucking stoned half the time. The worst part is the slight condescending edge in his voice that tells you he probably STILL could have a better run himself, today.

They were truly boned, and they did it to themselves. Franchise legend, doing his dream job, and they treated him like absolute shit.

They were truly boned, and they did it to themselves. Franchise legend, doing his dream job, and they treated him like absolute shit.

The Carlos Santana to Phillies contract was ultimately very similar to what the Indians gave Edwin. As a Tribe fan, I’m glad- I’ll miss Carlos but would rather have that money to spend on Lindor and Jose Ramirez when we’re going to need to, which is soon.

I hate my Goddamn basketball team right now. IT is terrible. Once he returned to the lineup it marginalized Kevin Love and they haven’t been the same since. So of course things have really gone in the shitter with him out of the lineup for two months.

I hate my Goddamn basketball team right now. IT is terrible. Once he returned to the lineup it marginalized Kevin Love and they haven’t been the same since. So of course things have really gone in the shitter with him out of the lineup for two months.

The biggest joke here is apparently the coaching staff is locked in and whomever becomes coach is saddled with them. That seems...less than ideal.

The biggest joke here is apparently the coaching staff is locked in and whomever becomes coach is saddled with them. That seems...less than ideal.

I have a cousin in Cali that named his daughter Sailor. I cracked to my mom that if they have a boy next his name should be Seaman.

I was a little taken aback when he told the horse his manhood was larger and started to unbuckle his pants.