He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

I was REALLY REEEEEEALLY hoping he’d respond to LaVar’s comments. I rarely find any enjoyment in anything he says, even the ridiculous stuff that I SHOULD find funny but can’t because it’s him, but this is genuinely funny. Thank you, DonDon.

None of these people have opinions anyone gives a quarter of a fuck about, but if we put 5 of them on at the same time...now that’s some quality tv!

As a result of the tweet, Trump will lose the votes of everyone who buys Ball’s sneakers. So two votes.

Here’s the thing, these guys aren’t kids, they’re adults, 18+ years old. These adults didn’t steal a “damn shirt”, they stole luxury sunglasses worth hundreds of dollars from a Luis Vitton store, even in the US that’s a felony, not petty theft like your offense. You can be damn well sure that they were warned that…

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

Eric back there trying to remember the last time he fed the woman he’s got chained up in a shipping container out by the port.

You know why China has harsh laws? To actually scare the living shit out of you before you commit the offense and not after committing it.

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

Imagine a manhole covered lightly dusted with anthrax.

Dude, you’re not getting NEARLY enough stars for this. It’s sad, really.

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.

That’s poetic, man.

This is gonna be one hell of a Finals, assuming the Cavs don’t quite get their shit together.

“‘I’ve never seen somebody score so effortlessly,’ Paul said of Harden.”

#NeverForget the James Harden-related best Deadspin comment ever!

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

Try reading those first two paragraphs again.

Every once in a while while watching Modern Family with my wife I’ll say “Hey’s that’s the guy who scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High!”.

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