I believe you, Al.

Denver Bonko.

Still a better passer than Brock Os— nevermind.

The line forms behind me kind sir. Thank you.

Agreed. A relationship with her would leave me broken both emotionally and physically, but I bet it would be the craziest and greatest sex of my life.

a friend went to high school with her. His exact quote was “Hope and smart decisions have never been friends.”

According to the courts and citizens of Tampa, Florida, it’s important to remember that Richard Morgan Fliehr never exposed himself to anybody anywhere. That was “Nature Boy Ric Flair” and don’t be confused because they are two different people: one real and one not real.

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

All of these questions could be answered a quick 2-minute trip to your local gym locker room. And maybe some therapy afterwards.

Sting, one of Flair’s greatest rivals

I have a hypothesis that the marketing glut of boutique I.P.A.s and sour beers owes a lot to their strong tastes covering up the sins of mediocre brewing.

There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.

I wonder what the Vegas odds are on him making it through the season without actually serving any of his suspension?

The suspends are killing me.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

Ok, snark retracted.

Except, no. Founded in 1899....and there are lots of trees around:

NAU has great uniforms. Very CFLish.

Utterly disappointed, not a single tip on how to live with myself after spending 1000 bucks on a phone.