Right? It’s obvious that if you’re a woman who knows lots about baseball, you’re going to be stuck writing night at Deadspin.

If you can, somehow I left CAN out of that sentence. My bad.

Can we all agree that it’s pretty damn weird to ask another person if you jerk off in front of them? I don’t care who you are.

Debi was All-American cute (well, better than cute- and smart, went on to become a doctor)- but Katarina Witt had that Eastern Bloc Ice Queen mojo she knew how to work.

Keep in mind that Nationwide is just as much up their own ass as their AOR is (Ogilvy). Probably more so. Client is where the buck ultimately stops for direction of the campaign.

You know how he found Carmen Policy, right?

(Punches wall)

Lawsuit, coming in HAWT!

I graduated from Kent State in ‘03 and we had around 20k on main campus and another 10-15k at the county satellites, which we had...7? of, and they were all 4-year undergrad programs. It’s even bigger now. I was a transfer from Bowling Green which was actually smaller, and the woman at the College Boards was surprised…

I was kidding. “It has MAC-level, but in the southwest” written all over it.

Emmitt Smith, is that you?

The “Northern Arizona Lumberjacks” sounds so made-up. At the very least, it’s got to be a for-profit school, right?

That Ref just disappears during primary season.

I’m just glad to see Mark Mangino cleaned up and back on his feet.

If Rick Pitino taught me anything...

I’m still flabbergasted that she was an elite athlete in THAT sport...and a smoker?!? I know those girls are under pressure to stay thin, but damn.

Models, even.

It sounds like a badass white shoe law firm or the names of 2 mismatched cops in a buddy movie. I concur.

Bill Simmons just saw that GIF and got a great treatment idea for another Karate Kid reboot.

How badly do you think Dave Roberts got outmanaged this series? (No snark, just curious. I feel your pain.) I felt like he got badly outclassed by Hinch in many ways. That, and he’s the oldest-looking 45 year old I’ve ever seen.