Howard apparently does not believe in Philly as the City of Brotherly Self-Love.

I hear ya, that poor kid get the sweet release of death soon enough. We’re stuck living in Trump’s world.

Eh, fat and short fingers on a vulgarian ARE apprently good for something.

I’m still trying to look into those secret shipments made to Payton’s house.

I got an old E-Meter and some recycled D batteries here, will that help?

Joe Haden’s already volunteered to clean out Martavis Bryant’s locker for him.

Little early for DUAN!, but whatever.

I would like to point out that none of these people fucking up left and right is actually a Clevelander. The rest of us here refuse to be tarred with the Browns’s feathers.

Challenge: use the words “world-class”, “athletic”, and “Rutgers University” in the same sentence. With a straight face.

I almost posted something in that ballpark.

Hue Jackson is like Donald Trump at this point, just screaming at the front office, “DO SOMETHING!!!”

The Browns: Like Depends, often covered in their own crap.

Where were we on those Gabe Kapler juicing rumors, guys?

Notice that I didn’t say what YEAR the issues were from?

Notice that I didn’t say what YEAR the issues were from?

I kind of stand here, open-mouthed, at the sheer audacity of people on the right to issue bullshit statements, surmising (correctly) that they’ll never be called out for them. The “activist judges” one, that’s one of the true classics. I’m also so glad that people on the right are apparently unfamiliar with a…

He’s totally spending all his free time in New Jersey now anyway!*

I’d check to make sure all her vaccinations were up to date as well, if it’s all the same.

I can see that, but he’s probably still too busy righting wrongs Great Grand-pappy Belichick didn’t get to. They’re completists in that family.

It was probably the best thing that ever happened to him.