Do you ever wonder what sounds he issues when making love? My ears hurt just thinking about it.

(Wiggles eyebrows)

Tom Brady demands more.

I know it says Swansea, but my first glance said “...at the corner of Main and Swasika!”

(Raises cane to get your attention)

So if the entire team kneels...yeah, I see no problems with how this gonna work out for this guy.

Sadly, this is also known as the Josh Hamilton.

Still giving Browns/Bengals too many throwgasms. If the Bengals lose and Marvin isn’t fired, he’s going to coach that team for the rest of his life.

The funny thing is, I can remember my more innocent days of my first SI subscriptions, always seeing Sonny Vaccaro’s name and there was always more than talk about how dirty he was. How THAT guy has never been in a legal scrape is beyond me.

!!!

I guess that means chastity makes you its bitch, then.

Almost reaches the heights of the Zo and LJ years, really.

Ah, Tucker and Lou side by side onscreen. They look like two testicles- one’s old and wrinkly, the other just happens to be in a bowtie.

I can’t believe the NFL standards-and-practices/licensing haven’t put the kibosh on the show, because that team has straight-up entered the land of rejected BALLERS scripts. I’m waiting for a Cutler cameo at this point.

Using the Jim Tomsula cookbook for recipes!

As a Clevelander, let me say that losing your team isn’t as bad as when they force you to take one back.

I can’t believe some football airheads think Fitz is only borderline HOF. Then again, they kept Art Monk (who was very worthy but is about 3/4 of Fitz) out of Canton for far too long for simlar reasons.

Been away quite a while! Thanks for the kind words.

It’s pretty Alabama right outside of PGH. Erie is the third-largest metro in PA and it is waaaaaaay smaller than Philly and Pittsburgh. The Burgh is big but smaller than you think in population to begin with.

How many of us old time Deadspinners took a quick glance at that picture before reading the name and thought, “Man, Leitch has really let himself go.”?