The faux-hawk in the mini-screen graphic was awful as well.

Clock operator at Lucas Oil was terrible- let 2 seconds tick off after the score, AND after Brady spiked the ball to stop the clock.

That was probably the hardest Willie McGinest ever hit anybody while playing for the Browns. Is this the hit that made you give up the game, Nate?

New ish has The Black Keys. AKRON 4EVA.

+1

I just wanted to make a, "Two bucks, Chuck" joke.

The brother of one of the kids on my Little League team was hit by a train and died, there was not much left. You'd have to be reaaaaaallly lucky to survive or be cut like butter.

I'd say Welker can't get enough of her wonderful Muff.

Well, I'd head strait for her.

Honey, badgered.

Sounds like the perfect new Fox News slogan- "Lazy, fair...everywhere."

At 5.5 mil, he's definitely on the high end of NFL salaries...middle-class for NBA. You're right about MLB.

Coach Hancock preferred his backup, Fender Rhodes.

Ayn better make sure she's taken her birth control.

Alexi Lubomirski? He's just a famous fashion photo- they all shoot nudes.

I was 9 years old and obsessed with baseball. We were at WaldenBooks, and my dad remembered Mssr. Lee fondly, so upon seeing a paperback copy of The Wrong Stuff, he decided to purchase it for me.

He denied paternity for quite a while, if I remember right.

because Whitney Fucking Cummings must be STOPPED.

It's how many years later, and every time I hear Kyle Orton's name, I still find myself randomly exclaiming, "Neckbearrrrrd!" out loud.

+1 clump of sod