You must be anxious for 2012, no?

Seriously! Here I thought Captain America would give me my fill of atrocious CGI for the year.*

The funding to your NEA Grant for commenting privileges was just canceled by Congress.

RIP, Pro Set football cards. Damn, I loved those things.

Still, it's against all odds that he stays with the Magic.

Are you a fellow Clevelander? Consider yourself followed.

He's my team's owner, and between this and his casino bullshit, I'm ready to refinance his ass.

The only guy walking into a worse situation right now is whatever poor schlub Paul Allen finds to run the Blazers if Roy's retirement actually goes through.

This post contains Latin, yet I still approve.

It's OK, CP3 probably realized sometime around 3 PM today that Mike Brown now coaches the Lakers, so he'd have a little over 2 weeks to come up with a workable offense on his own.

+1, that's fantastic.

Well-played, sir.

I remember reading once (I think it was from one of the Taylor Branch books) that part of the tapes that the FBI had on MLK had him saying, "I'm fucking for Jesus tonight!" during said acts of debauchery.

That's why you go that extra, second mile.

Paterno's playbook is the Codex; watch it spin!

That e-mail includes a clip to this

The average running back is at his most productive for the first three or four years of his career. After that, he's washed up and shitty.

I gave up on the Cleveland Browns in 1993, the day Belichick cut Bernie Kosar for "diminished skills" after he threw out the play call and drew up a play in the dirt that won the damn game. I was 14 at the time, and my life has been a lot better for it, frankly.

I came home to this and find it on ESPN and here. I want to be sick.

Oof, what happened to that guy's work? I haven't read it in a long time, but I've heard the quality just went off a cliff.