WHEELZ!!!

What does a French fashion house have to do with...

Kind of like a football version of a Bizarro Donald Sterling.

I give Simmons credit; he kisses and makes up pretty well.

"Gotta get down to it, troopers are (radar) gunning us down..."

Holy shit, what do you do for a living?

or, "I just got stung by a bumblebee".

I hate when people break the backs of their books.

I hate it when people break the backs of their books.

For what it's worth, you still have big brass ones, Tommy.

Leave Jerome Bettis out of this!

Perhaps Beadle has a deal in the works with E, like Chelsea Handler everything's been perfectly broken in.

Wouldn't be the first time Michelle Beadle's been on top of a story.

That's a chode, right there.

Chinese, not Vietnamese.

Jesus, somebody get AJ to the barber.

Paradise by a Scoreboard Light?

I don't know what it is, but Yao always struck me as woefully over-hyped and appreciated (not unlike Tracy McGrady, actually). I find Pau Gasol to be a comparable to his skill level, with half the hype.

Wow Luke, this was an excellent profile.

This was OUTSTANDING.