Dos Passos gave him the idea.

they love those pocket rockets down in Texas.

(plays La Marseillaise in honor of LeBron)

Curiously, this was still more erotic than Janet Jackson's bare tit.

Vans too?

Or worse yet, seersucker. Matching seersucker.

I used to occasionally get a patron who would ask me if we had the Bumfights DVDs. Yes, at the library.

Nice.

Rumor has it LeBron was also a male stripper at one time.

+1 for climbing Mt. Baldy

Or, The NFL Network. "Something you've really wanted for a long time. But then it's expensive, and pretty disappointing. And then you get VD."

This was actually the first and last time the words "thick skin" and "Bill Simmons" were ever used in the same sentence. Just ask Charlie Pierce.

Seeeeee-MOOOOOORE!

Very much alive, never get to spend work hours in front of a computer anymore- I lost my old job last summer and now work retail (swing shifts).

The funniest part is the scrawled vanity card.

is that tradeable? Does it count for cap space?

Wherefore art thou, Chuck Person?

Sgt. Slaughter is still pissed he didn't even make the final ballot.

@KingCuyahoga: wow, when was that? I was a JMC kid, I spent all my time around the corner in Taylor. I don't think I ever was in Prentice, I only lived on campus one year, in a dorm (Harcourt) that mercifully no longer exists.

Christmas Ale and Daughtry...yep, this sounds like a girl from Kent State.