for $0.00 you can use your regular ass phone as a touchpad/keyboard/tiny screen on any pc through vnc.

Oh god, check out Adam Ruins everything about the “biological clock” its all a crock of shit taken out of context. People typically quote things like “your fetility gets halved”. What they are missing is that its compared to the pre-35 age. Aka it goes from like 0.05% to 0.1%, the differences are so tiny its not even…

I have filled the ice cube tray full. Now what?

I would be so on board with that.  Just don’t let Michael Bay anywhere near it.

I’m still waiting for the Josie and and the Pussycats in Outer Space movie. 

Still one of the best music movies. It’s not subtle in the least, but that’s part of its charm. And it’s shockingly spot-on in regards to the modern music system. Oh, and the original songs on the soundtrack KILL. “Three Small Words” and “Spin Around” are better than 99% of what’s being released today.

Well, THIS made my whole damn weekend!

Louis Rossmann would like a word.

She might be telling the truth. I’ve seen a lot of accounting departments with that one person who was scamming and skimming and chiseling and embezzling and were not caught for some time.

I mean, you can still do it. Halve the size of the Soylent square and call it a Vitabite.

So it’s half a PowerBar at, I’m assuming, twice the price? Why didn’t I think of that?

Man, I bet he sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and smiled softly when he came up with “portioned, chewable nutrition”. Then he maybe took the rest of the afternoon off to replace his blood with that of someone younger. A hero like him deserves it.

If only that were true.

Many of those options are not mutually exclusive

Yep, there’s nothing I enjoy more than censoring science fiction because it features black people.

“We liked it better when you just probed us.”

My Macbook disagrees

If you wiped out half of all humans, in another 40 years, we’d likely be back to the same population numbers.

Considering Thanos runs more on ideology over practicality, I have to guess his snap would halve every population. Otherwise he probably would not have killed off half the Asgardian population - after all they were already downsized between the Dark Elf attack in The Dark World as well as Hela’s reign in Ragnarok.

Hell, medieval Romans used the Colosseum as a quarry!