That your wife can drive it. Your high-maintenance 80s wife with the big sunglasses to go with her big hair.

You people realize this an automatic right? CP. what's the point of this car?

Adds 50 HP.

I think this is a really important moment in history. I hope this really inspires cultural change, because Cosby was like everyone’s goofy uncle for my whole childhood. I listed to his albums over and over at my dad’s house (no tv) and my brother and I watched every episode of the show at least twice. It felt like the…

It does take a lot of guts. But then the trolls will say “they’re doing it for money/attention, and this is proof!” Sigh. As a survivor of sexual abuse/rape myself, it amazes me the kinds of mental gymnastics people will go through to discredit victims.

It’s amazing how many trolls online will say, “where’s the proof that this happened?” Here is your proof. No more anonymity, all guts. I applaud them.

I love the open chair at the end of the line. It’s silently implying so many things. Because you KNOW there are more out there. And more women that will be raped by others. It's almost an open invitation to other victims to feel like they could step up and join those women who were able to come forward.

Because people who are crippled and paralyzed because they weren’t belted in are a cost to society. I expect that many of them as they age and think about it decide that it wasn’t right for them to choose to not wear a seatbelt and that it would have been better for someone to force seatbelt use on them.

Ok, this isn’t a winner. But it’s super creepy and annoying. On my last flight I was sitting in a row of three seats. I had the window, and this middle aged bloated flushed red skin dude had the aisle. No one had claimed the middle seat. Cool. Usually that means a little extra room for the both of us and/or a small…

I’m in favor of almost anything that penalizes drivers for cellphone and seat-belt use; use one, not the other. Of course, if I didn’t constantly see police using their own personal devices behind the wheel of their cruisers...

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I spent a seven hour flight stuck next to a cruise ship magician who was like Gob from arrested development but without the suave charm goodness of heart. He negged me constantly and kept mentioning that his “hot Lebanese wife” told him to go out and have sex with anyone he wanted because she as six months pregnant…

The real reason as to why Rick George took over as EIC at Jalopnik is not because of what you think. This is what really happened.

This P1800ES never deserved that, but one in five brown shooting brakes is a victim of online assault and bullying.

I FUCKING HEARD THAT

The reason manufacturers used to put wings on boring cars was because of a loophole, that allowed them to include the space under the wing as part of the car’s interior room.

Lil Wayne smokes kale?

1) Spend a dollar

I'm sure the ratio of serious murder inquiries to fake ones is about 1 in 20000000